beyoncepatronus:

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

precognitiveignition:

mcd4ddydr4gon:

H3Y 1M TZ 4ND 1M T1R3D WHO TF 4R3 YOU

the names jack and im very good at burning stuff for justice

how you doing

SOUNDS 3XC3LL3NT TO MY F1N3LY TUN3D JUST1C3 D3T3CT1NG 34RS

1M FUCK1NG T1R3D BUT PL4Y1NG POK3MON WBU

brawler-beast:

mcd4ddydr4gon:

Y34H 1M TH3 FULL P4CK4G3 B4BY, S3LFH4T1NG, 4 L1L UGLY, 4LW4YS 4NGRY

SUP KONYYL 1M TZ

man you got yourself a whole SPEECH 

like i get to know your life STORY like im your fuckin MOIRAIL its weird but OKAY 
im not up to ANYTHING why else would i be wasting my time on this WEBSITE 

TH4T 41NT 3V3N SCR4TCH1NG TH3 SURF4C3 OF MY L1F3STORY DONT G3T FUCK1NG COCKY

YOU W4NT MY L1F3STORY? DO YOU? 1 DOUBT 1T BUT DONT T3ST M3

1DK B3C4US3 YOU DONT H4V3 4NY HOBB13S?

Today’s gender is:

genderoftoday:

…………… knife

brawler-beast:

mcd4ddydr4gon:

brawler-beast:

mcd4ddydr4gon:

@brawler-beast @succulentpleasure

WH4TS UP LOS3RS

N4M3S TZ 1M TH3 LOC4L GRUBS1TT3R 1 GU3SS S1NC3 H4LF OF 4LT3RN14 1S FUCK1NG 1NCOMP3T3NT

WHOR3 YOU

what the fuck kind of introduction was THAT 

TH3 K1ND TH4T W1LL 34T YOUR 4SS 1N TH3 PL4TON1C CRU3L W4Y 1F YOU DOUBT MY W4YS

4NSW3R MY QU3ST1ON OH MYST3R1OUS STR4NG3R

wH…wHOA thats a LOT 

i dont REMEMBER inviting something like THAT but OKAY!? uhm

KONYYL

Y34H 1M TH3 FULL P4CK4G3 B4BY, S3LFH4T1NG, 4 L1L UGLY, 4LW4YS 4NGRY

SUP KONYYL 1M TZ

LOC4L R3PT1L3 DO3S TH3 SN33P

the-husbando:

twilightown:

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

selfshipping-eris:

Falling in love with yet another character with very questionable morals like